Toxic Masculinity Meets Celebrity Golf Groupies

May 24th, 2024

Some people have better role models. While my father was strict, a bit abusive, and alcoholic, he never cheated on a prostitute. People with bad reputations can have quick, sharp minds.

Stormy D: “Does Hugh Hefner know you Stole his pajamas.”

If Bathrobe Don is not scary enough, Stormy gets Big Ben to walk her to her room. Ben may have thought the Groupie scene was not what it was. Then came Toxic Masculinity meets Celebrity Golf Groupies. Imagine how high Tiger Woods may have set the bar. Well, Ben, what kind of man ever has to ask a woman for a kiss? Mister Romeo. Perhaps he is Teflon Don. As far as we know, Melania never tried to hit him with a golf club. 

Late Bob Hope Kids and Early Boomers Role Model: Hugh Hefner

Teflon Don is now; ‘Bathrobe Don’

A verbal contract is just as legal as a written contract if you can prove it. It seems Stormy had a contract. She delivered her end of it, so to speak. Trump did not want to. She eventually got money instead of what she wanted: a spot on the Celebrity Apprentice. Whatever that paid? Probably less than the $130K.  I understand it’s only $100K for being on Dancing with the Celebrities.

Katelyn Faber was reported to have gotten laid 7 X’s @ the Cordillera Hotel by 7 different Pardners. All on the same day, Role Model Kobe Bryant was accused of raping her. I don’t know if the other guys were celebrities. Perhaps knocking down those celebrities and putting notches on her lick stick case. Gotta love a gal getting that much pleasure. Sure, until she ran into Kobe, who decided to force pleasure her in the wrong orifice if the rumors were true. Gotta wonder, out of all those guys, Kobe gets accused. Perhaps the others were not wealthy, or maybe they just treated her with dignity.

Sure, Bathrobe Don is another Weinstein, but a yes Gal is perfectly willing to cash in for every ME-Too guy. Guys like Big Ben and Bathrobe Don may need the skills to differentiate between the ME NO and the ME want $ or fame in exchange. If you make such a contract, one should deliver the goods you verbally led her to believe. Otherwise, you become a ME-TOO Dude. Trump was one anyway, only now he is a felon because of it.  

A guy I worked with in Florida had a son in Jail for cheating on a prostitute. Stealing from them is a bad idea; they often have protection dudes. Sometimes with the police. Yes, prostitution is illegal but so is ripping them off. If you would cheat the prostitutes, you cheated on your wife and surely you would cheat the voters and loot the taxpayers by looting the Government. Fiscal Conservatives don’t create 8 trillion-dollar deficits in the US government budget!

That’s all you need to know about this election. Uncle Joe would never cheat a prostitute. He has been in Washington a long time, so we would know. One advantage of having an older man President is that the type of contract machinery does not function anymore.

Tom Flash

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